United Airlines

1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.

I paid for carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.

by Boeing777-300 April 11, 2017

Unitit

A phenomena abnormally seen in lanky adolescent males where the sternum protrudes outward, creating a tent-like formation in the middle of ones chest when wearing a a shirt. It must be noted that this particular pathology almost always occurs with pectoral muscle atrophy, generally caused from lack of athleticism and spending ones time playing video games for extended periods of time. Can be moderately remedied with push-ups, bench press and other pectoral exercises.

Opposite of pectus excavatum; may injure your hand when performing sternum chop

Yo, what up Unitit?! When you gonna start hitting the bench? I need a spotter! Let's help each other!

by penguin_clubber January 11, 2015

UnitedstatesCanadaMexicoPanamaHaitiJamaicaPeru

Used to represent multiple countries at once.

there's cats in UnitedstatesCanadaMexicoPanamaHaitiJamaicaPeru.

by Tom TNT April 22, 2023

local units

In Halo Wars, the summoning of units towards your point of interest. Also useful for spamming so as to piss off your friends.

"Local Units. Local Units. Local Units. Local Units." "Dude, would you stop doing that already?

by Doctor Quark September 25, 2010

Bantchester United

Bantchester United aka history fc is a club polluted by shameless fans. They can finish 10th and still chat about winning the treble in 99 💀

Person 1: who do you support

Person 2: bantchester United

by Ermerok August 8, 2023

united nations

See Oxymoron

by Dant3hl33t November 9, 2003

Stoners United

A group of the most opinionated, amazing, chill, aggressive, hungry, caring, back talking, bong ripping & joint hitting stoners in the whole world.

Also known as SU.

Lighter flick Stoners United.
Rdy SU?

by Summer Leena April 11, 2009