slay a unicorn

verb- The act of someone hooking up with one of their dream girls.

Holy shit dude I just got to slay a unicorn, I'm just calling to tell someone so I know it really happened later!

by j-pal July 28, 2011

Unicorn

A sexual act in which the female attaches a strap-on to her forehead and inserts it into the male's anus, thrusting vigorously.

Brett took that unicorn from Dani all night long.

by Ekaj69 December 7, 2010

Unicorn

The polite way of calling some a Dickhead.

He's is a right unicorn off a boss

by Telenikros July 6, 2014

Unicorn Splash

The act of a mythological orgasm.

It was so big I Unicorn Splashed into another dimension.

by Luraethor December 1, 2010

Unicornifying

A unicorn believer and owner who gives some of their unicornistic powers to another mortal who has proven themselves worthy of the unicornistic lifestyle, religion and magic.

The unicornifying took place at the temple

by UnicornismForEverAndEver July 7, 2011

unicorness

the idea that unicorns might exist.

I belive in unicorness

by unicorness May 17, 2014

Unicorning

A software trick used by the authors of the Wikipedia's Visual Editor software, that sometimes makes it appear invisible unicorn-shaped characters in the text.

The article I was edited was broken because of all that unicorning.

by dialmove December 29, 2015