she not a lesbian but for p she turn Pesbian

this right here is the real definition of being P

she not a lesbian but for p she turn pesbian because yeahhh im big P

by big4uatro January 18, 2022

The turn of the century

An era of great disaster, chubbenstein was born, and the world's supply of poop has since been threatened. The poop mongreal was acquired by chubbenstein around this era, some say the poop mongreal is a dog made of poop, others say he is a poop made of dog, which ever, the poop mongreal devours complex carbohydrates and transforms them into nefarious poop.

"I will become Chubbenstein, and conquer the world's supply of poop, and I'm fat, and I'm stupid, and I'm an idiot, and I definitely DON'T EAT POOP, Just kidding, I really eat a lot of poop!" exclaims Chubbenstein at a press conference at the turn of the century in which he was pretending to be Danny Peterson, but Danny Peterson eats poop too, so who's he trying to fool?

by seanyo san January 8, 2004

u-turn dick

describes a man whose penis does a 360 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a shoe horn like effect.

nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!

by Chris Carr July 20, 2008

turn around

a metaphor, usually used in song, for suicide.

"You tell me that you're sorry / Didn't think I'd turn around and say / That it's too late to apologize" ('Apologize, OneRepublic)

"I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news / She just smiled and turned away"
('American Pie', Don McLean, referencing Janis Joplin)

by RDoh August 22, 2011

Tunsel

Someone who "sucks up" but not in a blatant way. Not a total tool, but leaning towards it.

Haha, i cant believe he gave you his lunch so willingly, such a tunsel.

by Willyvilly July 23, 2007

Turn Changer

A Turnchanger is a complex invention. A Turnchanger is usually described as "everything that you don't need on a piece of wood." This is because Turnchangers do everything. A common Turnchanger usally has one or two motors, lights, and cool music. Turnchangers are so cool and popular that it is not only a machine, it is a band. Turnchangers do in fact exist. They are really BRAWLIC.

"Turn Changers are like iPhones, but better."
"Okay. Lets have a Shindig."
"Yeah, farnesque."
"iltg. brawlic."
"OK, fine."
"Deal"
"Word"

by jimmy scott January 16, 2009

Turn the dogs loose

Turn the dogs loose means to party as if it's your 16th birthday and your parents are away for the weekend and left the Liquor Cabinet open and you found their "Stash" during Spring Break and all your friends show up with 20 gallons of PJ made out of moonshine.

Hey y'all, let's get together this weekend and turn the dogs loose.

by Rag Weed April 7, 2021