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string turd

a turd that must be physically removed by a hair that protrudes
Mikey: Yo I had to pull my turd out by a piece of hair this morning!
Derek: Now thats what we call a string turd my friend...
by logandaman0809 June 27, 2022
mugGet the string turdmug.

Cappy-Turd

A Cappy-turd is someone who is extremely complicated yet simple, let me break it down.
Cappy: Extremely happy and positive, but gets in a crappy mood when people don't respond, also fairly annoying & clingy which is unfortunate since they have a good personality
Turd: They have a low self esteem and are a literal turd, this could also be a metaphor for wanting to break free and fly away but there are too many barriers in the way (Cappy-turd = Flappy Bird)
So, essentially a Cappy-Turd is just someone who is crappy and happy.
Did Janey just double text you?? She must be a Cappy-Turd
by ubbi dubbi doo June 4, 2017
mugGet the Cappy-Turdmug.

Tweety turd

A bird's poo.
Omg there's a tweety turd on my jumper!
by Mandermen. March 7, 2009
mugGet the Tweety turdmug.

turd teeth

One who's teeth are disgusting like a crack or meth head with stank breath!
Dude, he had turd teeth!
by Craycray75 March 31, 2015
mugGet the turd teethmug.

Bass turd

There's bass turds around the lake.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018
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Turd lake

A) A septic pond.
B) A body of highly polluted water.
Hey...sorry the septic tank broke. But now you have a turd lake
by Bobdidit December 4, 2018
mugGet the Turd lakemug.

clay turd

A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.
Oh no, I just went for quick shit but it turned out to be a clay turd!
by ahwitab June 1, 2015
mugGet the clay turdmug.

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