A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received
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Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.
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Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.
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Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.
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