Pain Train

A drink consisting of 1 oz. of raspberry liqueur and 1 oz of rootbeer schnapps. Served in a high ball glass with ice, and filled to the top with ginger ale. Usually drank obnoxiously, with accompanying conductor gestures and train sounds.

Man, I had five pain trains last night and I didn't feel it until it was too late.

Pour me another pain train, muthafucka, whoo whoo! (gestures like train conductor).

by bulldogops December 6, 2011

c-train

slang term for cocaine. the adage is that once you hop on the c-train, it is not always easy to jump off.

some old friends came over and we rode the C-train last night... i feel like crap today.

by nate March 18, 2005

train jizz

When a train shoots sparks on the tracks.
Ejaculation of a train.

Person 1: OMG, did you see the sparks from that train?
Person 2: Yeah, that was some serious train jizz

by that girl you know April 10, 2009

Dick Train

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick

1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train

2) You, sir are a dick train

3) You massive locomotive dick

by Smegson P Donnohugh October 21, 2008

bourbon train

To continually require a drink of Bourbon at every drinking opportunity while knowing that it will inevitably end with terrible decisions.

Even though she was extremely hungover the middle aged waitress could not resist a drink of Makers Mark on the rocks after work. She'd been on the Bourbon Train too long and her train had not yet pulled into station.

by AgeEh Em March 28, 2015

sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.

Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.

by lo fo sho November 8, 2010

Russian Train

Two men that are attracted to each other engage in anal and vaginal sex with a woman that they aren't necessarily turned on by. Both men aim to satisfy the woman with plentiful orgasms, but they don't climax themselves. They satisfy her, and turn to having sex with each other to reach climax.

John and Tony had a Russian Train with Mary. They fucked her silly, but they waited to cum until after they were done with her when they butt fucked each other.

by Scotty33 September 30, 2012