My Deuce Touch

People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.

Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!

by BreadOverBliss August 3, 2018

The Eugene touch

This is the opposite of the Midas touch. The eugene touch it a common finance term to describe when a person gets involved in the same investment at you and that investment gets ruined.

Hey did you hear that Joe owns a bunch of ETH now. He says its going to 5k, but the Joe has the Eugene touch so it will most likely be investigated by the government and go to Zero.

by Education fintech June 3, 2018

National don’t touch me day

Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day do t put your hands on me or we gone have to scrap

Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day watch out bro

by Dionta April 11, 2019

Trump's touch

When you fuck up everything you touch

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.

by Zariza January 31, 2020

Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot

The last sentence of the USSR anthem.

A friend: Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot
Me: C O M M U N I S M

by FCCRickRoll250 October 24, 2020

can’t touch this

da nanana, da na na. Da nanana

person 1 - (singing)“can’t touch this.”
person 2 - (singing) da nanana, da na. Da nanana, da na
person 1 and person 2 do be vibing doe

by cuffedjeens November 19, 2020

did you-a touch-a my spagette

DIDYOUATOUCHMYSPAGETTE
its a micky-mouse version of goldilocks and the three bears but instead of porridge its spaghetti :)

: :ooo some spaghetti
REE: did you-a touch-a my spagette

: : OHNO

by ChesBAllxxX January 8, 2021