Thomas Butler

A symbol of Italian gronkness which is elucidated through the stupid and retarded decisions made by Mr Butler. His mating call is "EEEGGGGGGGG" , however is ultimatley devastated as the only thing he attracts is 60 year old men. He is very garbage at what he does and smells of dead rats, and his favourite food is pegs. On rare occasions, he is able to say something not retarded, however to the human ears it sounds like "Hurr durr". A physical representation of Mr Butler which can be seen everywhere you go; some examples are trash cans, bin chickens and feces.

Are you seriously doing a Thomas Butler?

That's a great representation of Thomas Butler!

by EEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGG May 8, 2019

thomas gibson

dilf

woah your dad is such a thomas gibson

by catboyreid February 6, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is a generally happy guy, however has a sensitive side that only very close friends can understand. He forgets about most of these things whilst around people and is often quite a bubbly character always wanting to start a conversation. Thomas is trustworthy and always happy to help when a person is in need. However, watch out girls, a flirty and charismatic character awaits you but blowing many girls at first sight as he is a hot and sexy guy who often goes under the radar. The lucky girl who will be with him for the rest of his life will sure be in for an almighty ride!

Thomas what a sexy dude he is

by always going the extra mile April 26, 2021

Flesh Toast

When human flesh isn't around, eat some great flesh toast, with real fleshy taste added.

Flesh toast! A great way to start the morning

by Markus Grey April 4, 2010

jack thomas

Falls at the mere sight of a nut. An internationally renowned fuck boy. Cannot recognise go compare man.

Fucks sake jack thomas

by Mambeast September 19, 2015

rob thomas

Singer, Songwriter, and Pianist. He was a part of the popular group "Matchbox Twenty" for about 8 years before he took a turn and released a well-to-do solo record, which put him further into the mainstream-flow. In the early '90's, he took the lead singer/co-songwriter positions for an obscure bar-band in the southern region known as "Tabitha's Secret", which broke up in about 1994/1995 due to disputes over whether or not they should sign to a major label - 3 out of the 5 members went on to form Matchbox Twenty (Rob Thomas, Paul Doucette, and Brian Yale). He is currently married to former Victoria's Secret model Marisol Malonado and has a young toddler by the name of Maison Thomas (who was conceived through a former-girlfriend). Oh yeah, he is one of the most talented musicians to ever grace this earth, he's very authentic, and he's one of the most electrifying musicans to play live. Ever.

You can spit-shine Rob Thomas all you want, but he'll still be the same old piece of tin.

by Jamie Rhea December 28, 2005

toasted marshmallow

A sexual act in which a man (or men) has sex with a woman while she poops on his dick.

"Dude, Sophie gave me a toasted marshmallow last night"

It can also be used in the past tense verb form, like "Dude, Sophie toasted my marshmallow last night".

by wutangkillabeezonaswarm March 23, 2009