Toasted Head

While getting head grab the girls hair and light the back of her hair on fire.

Brady: What happened to the back of her head dog.
Jordan: I gave her a toasted head last night and now she wont talk to me.

by adamlevine069 September 28, 2011

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toasted bagel

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .

He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.

by eggos January 6, 2015

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Toast-(n.) Possibly the most convenient means of a piece of crunchy bread that tickles the taste buds that only can be explained by leaders of the free world and Morgan Freeman.

2. Add some butter and cinnamon and you got yourself a freaking good piece of awesome.
3. A rambunctious character who runs around causing nothing but stupidity and pure unorganized havoc.
4. Texas toast...a thick slice of pure amazing.

"Look. Morgan Freeman. HE'S GOT TOAST!"
"I'm gonna add some cinnamon to this toast. Oh Lord. Nicely done."
"Dammit Toast! You killed the tomato!"
"I'M GONNA GET ME SOME TEXAS TOAST!...Mmmmm."

by Slingshot Toaster Toast January 13, 2011

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Toast

When drinking, toast means you have reached your point of ultimate drunk-ness. This is the moment you put your shot glass down and exclaim, "I'm toast", like " I'm done" .Can also be described by saying one is "in the toaster" or "burnt toast" depending on their level of drunk-ness at the time.

I wanna be toast tonight! Let's RAGE!

by challahanOSU2010 June 22, 2011

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