Cheese Hooker

a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese

"Jessica is a cheese hooker"

by All-Star Bandit June 29, 2022

Gratin’ Cheese

When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.

I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.

Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

cheese tiddy

Wha... What? Why would you.. Umm... Yeah... Cheese tiddy is I guess a way to describe something that is frustrating and feels like literal garbage.

Person 1: Yo I'm trying to beat this level and it's so buggy, it's literal cheese tiddy.

by VoidCrypt September 18, 2020

Halo Cheese

That heavenly ring of dick cheese (smegma) around a male’s bellend.

My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.

I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.

I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.

by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020

Goldfish Cheese

An insult to use when something just really fucking sucks.. just some real bottom of the barrel shit!

This song is straight goldfish cheese bro get outta here 😂❌❌

by kangaroosforever78 April 14, 2021

Ring Cheese

The amalgam of sweat, fecal remnants and toilet paper fragments around the anal oring. Ring cheese is what makes that ass so ripe.

Her ring cheese was so thick I sent her to the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2018

Cheese Text

Simular to flirt-texting, but being taken to the level of one or both of the texters physically smiling (or cheesing) while texting.

Girl 1: "Who the fuck are you Cheese Texting?"

Girl 2: "OH. EM. GEE. I totally didn't even realize I was Cheese Texting!!.. It's this super cute guy named Andy I met at the bar last night. He's such a flirt."

by ModifiedW203Guy March 24, 2012