tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

Fit Tits

Tits that are not too big, but are in perfect proportion to the fit girl that sports them. Bucking the trend of oversized or fake tits that make a girl look heavy with clothes on.

I met this hot chick at a bar last night.

Did she have big tits?

No, she had fit tits, they were awesome.

by Cub Fan Ass Man October 6, 2010

tit arse

When someone is really annoying you, it is the first thing that comes into your head and comes out of your mouth, that doesn't really make sense but everyone knows what you mean

"Azoulay your such a tit arse"

by coops29 October 8, 2009

Mia's Tits

When a bitch named Mia has tits

Did you see Mia's Tits

by sexybeastwithapussycat1ladybug July 23, 2016

Pep-tits

A large nipple that resembles a pepperoni in both size and color. Pep short for pepperoni.

If you see anyone with pep-tits, run!

You'll never be able to look at a pepperoni pizza the same way again.

Person A: Hey man did you see that guy over there with the plaid shorts at the pool with his shirt off?
Person B: Yeah dude, that's gross. He totally has pep-tits.

by Manhouse5 September 2, 2011

Tits Zoo

When a poor-fitting woman's top causes the accidental and undesirable exposure of way too much cleavage, causing everyone around her to stare at her chest, like they were at a zoo looking at animals.

Did you see what she was wearing? It was like a tits zoo in there!

by Gunny The Boat March 13, 2009

Nigga tits

An undesirable outcome.

Nigga tits, I thought that experiment would succeed!

by Braingrapes April 11, 2017