thunder sexual

The sexual attraction to fuck all, whilst simultaneously fucking all

Jim: I fucked your toaster and it didn't turn me on
Jane: why did you fuck my toaster?!
Jim: because I wanted to

Jane: fucking, thunder sexuals

by The real thunder November 3, 2018

Grasmere Thunderbolt

A particularly offensive fart; one that tends to clear a room for anything up to half an hour.

The business meeting was suspended for several minutes after Timothy involuntarily dropped a Grasmere Thunderbolt.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

Burning Thunder

Where you fart and it hurts so much you think you have been struck by lightning

man i just had a serious case of burning thunder, feels like my ass is on fire

by ajwhite7 May 17, 2011

Anal Thunder

When you eat too much mexican food and beans and you drink an energy drink, it creates a waste thunder storm.

Dude you should of been there last night, it was like Anal Thunder!

by Nintendo69 February 15, 2013

sexual thunder

Going hard in sex.

He's got the sexual thunder in him!

by atmmachine330 February 4, 2017

Tanzanian Thunder Rod

When fucking a girl from behind take a well lubricated fist and shove in her asshole then after you cum pee inside of her vagina

Ray gave me a Tanzanian Thunder Rod last night now i can bare walk.

Tanzanian Thunder Rod

What What

Tanzanian Thunder Rod

Fist in your booty hole

Tanzanian Thunder Rod

Sounds like *ploop*
Tanzanian Thunder Rod

Piss in your snatch
-The Official Song of the Tanzanian Thunder Rod

by T-Byrd April 9, 2017

chadwick thundercock

An absolute chad with a humongous 'thundercock'.

God, Jason is such a chadwick thundercock!

by eaat'o[mger August 19, 2019