95 year old

A 95 year old is a big fat fucking pedophile and he will dm your girlfriend

and rape her in your van

95 YEAR OLD: Hey little girl can I come over
YOUR GIRL: wtf
YOU: You fucking with 95 year olds again?

by Kurbly February 22, 2019

8 Year Old

An 8 Year Old Is A Type Of Kid That Is Spoiled And Tries Getting An Ugly Girlfriend At A Young Age And Watches Cringe Minecraft And Fortnite Animations 24/7 And Tries Imitating Squid Game And Swears At Others And Complains At Their Parents That The Person They Sweared At Called Them A Bad Word And Trouble Starts They Are Very Annoying And Hated They Are Basically Satan In Disguise.

Alex : HEY UGLIES!
Kevin And Ryan : Stop Being An 8 Year Old Alex.

by Rekt_boi4269 November 24, 2021

Happy Late Year

When people are still saying Happy New Year, even though it's already a week after the new year.

(Jan 5, 2010)...

person 1: happy new year!!! whats up??

person 2: more like happy late year... it was new years 5 days ago bro

by sadohawofhoqw January 5, 2010

12 year old

Someone who says things like "L" "Ratio" "you fell off" and thinks people take them as a human being... they're not .. kill them all

12 year old: Ratio+L

Me: kill yourself stupid 12 year old you aint a human

by BrotImWeltraum April 15, 2022

14 year old's

14 year old's are the minimum age of being the gayest people on earth, any names with cheese, numbers, ROBLOX characters, Memes are considered gay.

14 year old's are the minimum age of being the gayest people on earth because they're 14.

by Dawnshea July 6, 2020

12 years wasted

the best new band to rule the earth. i only heard 4 songs from them and they all fucking rock. trust me guys, if you listen to them you will love them.

their songs
www.12yearswasted.com

Dude1:dude 12yw is awesome!!!
Dude2:who r they?
Dude1:u fckin moron go listen to your backstreet boys cd
Dude2:ok!!

by AndrewStorms December 4, 2004

5 year plan

When a college student goes to college without any hope of graduating. Student will typically go on 5 year plan when they feel they will not need a college degree to succeed in life or when then drop out of college then decide to go back. Even though they will not graduate, the student on the 5 year plan will still hold themself in high regard as they can make the claim that they have "some college" in their background opposed to only being a high school grad

Look at Greg, 22 years old and still only a sophomore. He must be on the 5 year plan... Wish I was on it

by The Definition April 3, 2005