bear butt

The dopest hammock company in the world!

Bear Butt Hammies are freakin' dope bro!

by CBOplay'a May 25, 2017

bear thumb

it’s when a really hairy gay dude thumbs your asshole without clipping his finger nails.

John: Dude I think my ass is bleeding
Mitch: Why?
John: I got bear thumbed last night

by -/:;()$&@“ November 14, 2017

Bear Flagception

Term relative to trading (crypto trading in particular) which denotes the printing of a bear flag (common technical analysis pattern) inside a bear flag inside a bear flag in an inception-like fashion. The term has been coined by members of the bear community in the great crypto depression of 2018.

Random Bull: Yo we are mooning so hard, I'll have enough money to do a Oprah -style lambo giveway to my whole block.
Random Bear: WTF are you talking about man, This is going down to 0 man, it's like Bear flagception in here.

by N1KTaMeR March 16, 2018

shiney bear

Its when you break a dudes nut sack in between two night lights.

Shit did you see bob in the hospital. Somebody shiney beared him.

by whitest nizzle fur rizzle September 18, 2016

polar bearing

The act of masturbating outdoors in a public or populated area.

A Rochester man was caught masturbating in a local walmart parking lot, Police say the man said he was "Polar Bearing it."

by B.RizZzle August 13, 2016

cosmic bear

A amazing creature that wanders the cosmos and makes YouTube videos.

The cosmic bear has just landed on the moon.

by thomas 4 train August 8, 2016

Fashion Bear

Oh where to begin with the fashion bear? Is it even possible for one to define the existence of such a rare and divine beast? The fashion bear derives from the species that we homosapiens have named Ursidae (also known as the bear). Unlike the common black bear or brown bear, the fashion bear changes their lucious fur coats with the seasons, however the wind blows as some might say. Not only is the fashion bear in the know of the latest fashion trends of Paris, but they actually predict trends decades before they even surface. The fashion bear exclusively listens to the indie rock band Modest Mouse, and eats only farm fresh Gallus gallus domesticus (also known as chickens). At times they may come off as a bit pretentious, however it is always a true gift to be in the presence of a fashion bear.

I was horribly embarrassed yesterday when I came into contact with a fashion bear. I had absurdly left my domicile whilst wearing sweat pants and the fashion bear looked directly into my soul and shook his head with disappointment.

by I am the real Bill Murray January 27, 2018