steamed waffle

Someone who gets constantly pwned and still thinks they're good.
Can also mean someone who thinks they know more than they actually do.

Wow, he's such a steamed waffle, he's bragging even though everyone pwned him.

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You don't even know what your talking about!! Your such a steamed waffle!

by upsdnz February 26, 2008

Waffle Party

The act of gang stomping a fascist or Nazi with shoes or work boots, creating a waffle pattern on the face and neck consistent with the tread of the footwear.

Saw some proud boys and patriot front guys in town. We threw a waffle party so they get even less laid.

by Dr Raoul D August 19, 2021

Lobby Waffle

The waffle you inevitably have at a hotel that serves breakfast and has one of those waffle makers that the waffle always sticks to the toof of after its done cooking. you only choose to have it because its not a "good" hotel and thats the only warm food there.

Hey you wanna grab a mcmuffin before we get back on the road?

Nah, I'll just grab a lobby waffle.

Whatever dude

by reunitepangaea July 20, 2011

making waffles

1. Masturbating
2. Touching yourself, also known as jacking off

After Carl saw those hot chicks in the pool he ran to the bathroom to make some waffles.

by Count Dulof April 23, 2005

blue waffle

Something you REALLY SHOULD NOT GOOGLE! (for your own health)

Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!

by green_girl9 March 9, 2016

Bonus Waffle

A sort of parting gift after a one-night stand that indicates the visiting party should leave.

Dude 1: "All I got this morning when she kicked me out was a syrupless waffle."
Dude 2: "No, friend, you got a bonus waffle."

by theartificialinsomniac April 23, 2013

Cold Waffle

A dead woman's vagina.

Sherman and Mike tag teamed and destroyed that cold waffle, it's a shame she couldn't moan since she was dead.

by Spermin Sherman March 20, 2014