jo-bird

1.) Tiny, bald, pink, baby birds. Word used to describe the unique degree of ugliness that only a baby bird can achieve.

2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.

Guy 1: Man, that new born jo-bird is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed!

Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!

by Joanna and Sami January 4, 2008

clumsy bird

Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!

"Hey bro you played clumsy bird?"

"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"

by MonsterEnergy<333 February 13, 2014

w0rd to the bird

Agreed. Absolutely. Sure.

"Hey, this party blows. Let's get outta here."

"w0rd to the bird!"

by Tyrone Biggins of Bangor January 13, 2009

Buttery Bird

When you cut a whole in the bottom of a popcorn bag and stick you penis through it.. Fill it back up with popcorn. And there is your buttery bird.

I gave my wife a butter bird last night at the movies. She wasnt happy about it, but in the end she liked it..

Check out How to Make a Buttery Bird on Break.com.

by Toast Face Killa February 15, 2010

matthew bird

Matthew bird is the gay fag that is very cool and extra sexy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he wanks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs

thats matthew bird, hes very nice and lovely. i do like him very much :)

by poobum22 September 5, 2014

big bird

The big middle finger

I was so pissed at this man so I gave him the big bird.

by Clinker March 7, 2008

Angry Bird

A jealous, hateful, crazy psychotic bitch. That has nothing better to do with their time but sit around and plot revenege on the people they imagine have done them wrong.

She just an Angry Bird, she got a problem with everybody including herself.

by kiki1977 March 27, 2013