Pain Train

A drink consisting of 1 oz. of raspberry liqueur and 1 oz of rootbeer schnapps. Served in a high ball glass with ice, and filled to the top with ginger ale. Usually drank obnoxiously, with accompanying conductor gestures and train sounds.
Man, I had five pain trains last night and I didn't feel it until it was too late.

Pour me another pain train, muthafucka, whoo whoo! (gestures like train conductor).
by bulldogops December 06, 2011
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c-train

slang term for cocaine. the adage is that once you hop on the c-train, it is not always easy to jump off.
some old friends came over and we rode the C-train last night... i feel like crap today.
by nate March 18, 2005
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Dick Train

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train

2) You, sir are a dick train

3) You massive locomotive dick
by Smegson P Donnohugh September 03, 2008
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train jizz

When a train shoots sparks on the tracks.
Ejaculation of a train.
Person 1: OMG, did you see the sparks from that train?
Person 2: Yeah, that was some serious train jizz
by that girl you know April 11, 2009
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Training Issue

The defination of a situation which has no apparent resolution but requires a politically correct explination to satisfy those in charge.
His poor performance is not a reflection on his overall abilities, it's just a training issue.
by I have Issues July 14, 2003
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noob train

a line of n00bs in a online mmo, such as World Of Warcraft, who all go to one high-leveled opponent, usually an annoying choob who think's he/she is all that, and teh pwn teh shit outta him/her.
last night on WoW, i saw a noob train of gnome's pwn a lvl 60
by rjmaster225 January 21, 2008
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Bitch Train

A large gathering of seemingly popular girls forming an incredibly slow line or clump typically across a hallway, sidewalk, or basically any where in front of where you need to go. The bitch train seems not to realize your presence, and when an opening occurs it is almost immediately filled up again. Vaulting or Parkour might be required to get past the bitch train.
Oh, no, here comes the bitch train, there is no escape.
by Xanxus Ruel February 19, 2015
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