Mossy Swamp Bog Fuck

When a person filming for National Geographic (or any nature show with David Attenborough) has to disguise themself as wildlife an the surrounding wildlife is horny wildlife that interferes with the cameraman's work through attempted inter-species intercourse.
I was filming Alligators for the new "Great Planet" series and got Mossy Swamp Bog Fucked
by ThemGoodOlBoys August 30, 2020
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three horn swamp rhino

Women that are very very fat that hit on you at the bar. So disgusting that not even the light switch can justify that one.
That fat girl at the end of the bar is a real three horn swamp rhino.
by gravytrain95 November 15, 2007
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The DC Swamp Witch

AKA Kellyanne Conway: A vile creature that began her life in New Jersey under a rock and moved to Washington DC. This hideous creature spits venom and lies out her foul mouth every time it opens. Her foul breath also acts like a drug confusing the listener from reality. Know for her unkempt hair and falling face and shrill in the night. Her power comes from the 'magical pivot stone' created by a Dupont chemical mishap, which she found on a blueberry field and shoved up her vagina
OMG, have you seen The DC Swamp Witch on tv last night? She just would not answer a single question and the tv interviewer just rolled his eyes.
by heyheynow July 31, 2017
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Swamp Thing Dat Hoe

After you spooge on dat hoe. You throw moldy garbage and/or sea weed on her. Then you drop kick her.
by Ehi and Chuck and Justin November 17, 2007
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When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.
Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?
by Gary Melgomen February 21, 2018
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Swamp Ass Slip-n-Slide

When you do anal after a sweaty jog.
Man, that jog was exhilarating! I could really go for a swamp ass slip-n-slide right about now.
by Kreativeward March 15, 2018
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