by Îgleziyahs Gaybrielle March 27, 2023
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by sMILEY nEWS j October 20, 2017
Get the Smiley News mug.The free trial version of Australia, with the only threat being drunk bogans, the occasional flood and earthquakes. Pretty good views, I suppose. It's the same as Canada is to America: The politer, more boring version.
Guy 1: Yo, have you heard about New Zealand? I've always wanted to visit!
Guy 2: Dude, isn't their population like, 5 sheep for every person?
Guy 2: Dude, isn't their population like, 5 sheep for every person?
by logant547 July 20, 2023
Get the New Zealand mug.Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.
John: How did you see my post, you frapist?
Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!
John: Oh sorry, my mistake.
Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!
John: Oh sorry, my mistake.
by Froridinator July 22, 2010
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by New Cabraskasota September 16, 2023
Get the New Cabraskasota mug.A dilussional version of a 'new urbanist'. A person that buys a new condo in a newly rehabilitated building in any downtown - then bitches about the noise, smells and crime. Drives three blocks to work, preaches the evils of fossil fuels and never takes the bike off the top of the car.
These people will also vote to spend sacks of tax dollars on miles of bike paths - that go NOWHERE. NO fucking WHERE!
These people will also vote to spend sacks of tax dollars on miles of bike paths - that go NOWHERE. NO fucking WHERE!
"I wonder how much extra fuel I am using with that bike on top of my car - I mean per year? Hang on - I see a crowd - I think I'll go over and walk with them."
"Boy, you are one silly son of a bitch, a real 'new suburbanist'. Why don't you sell your spot downtown and move yourself out of harms way?"
"Boy, you are one silly son of a bitch, a real 'new suburbanist'. Why don't you sell your spot downtown and move yourself out of harms way?"
by unkleheavy June 21, 2014
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