National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.

Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

nanny licker

Older pussy, typicalky a bit of aussie bish in there, that others pay attention to, usually of the oral persuasion.

Directed at old mate - what the fuk you doin ya nanny licker!

by Erotic Nomad April 25, 2024

Lightbulb Licker

Someone so dumb that a lightbulb looks like an appetizing dish.

"Shut the fuck up, lightbulb licker."

by BmoreCrabby November 17, 2020

First class wanker licker

wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.

This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan

by monos1 February 23, 2018

blister licker

The act of licking blisters on a not so reputable character

The girl turned around and said to the guy behind her stop following me you blister licker go get back on Marissa you gross bastard.

by Craig Nelson January 31, 2022

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

by LTown122 October 24, 2018

Turkey Licker

Someone who licks turkeys

Dude, you're such a Turkey Licker

by Ass Turkey April 03, 2018