Flash Gooning

The act of turning off the light at a rapid pace whilst stroking thy pener.

Last night my friend was flash gooning last night and it was making me worried.

by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

What the Goon?

A phrase you use when a goon or a goontarded individual is acting up.

Jimmy: I’m going to spray my goon all over you
Eduardo: What the Goon?!?

by Schlawgertron February 10, 2024

Goon Stick

A term referred to as your cock. Typically men goon to porn with their goon stick getting all sticky and wicked. Gooners love to wack it.

I love to wack my goon stick to gooner brat tiktoks!!!!!

by goonerstick December 14, 2023

Goon Sesh

A sick hangout session with the fellas; often includes some live music, poker, video games, etc

Me and the fellas just had a sweet goon sesh last night!

by California Golden Bears November 14, 2023

Goon to a twin day

Everyday from 2025, you must goon to a twin once a day.

Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?

by TwistXL August 29, 2025

pre match goon

when you goon before sexual intercourse

My friend Brodie had a pre match goon before going in to do bonnie blue

by Manbilly999 March 21, 2025

Flicker Gooning

Is the act of repeatedly doing an action over and over again, without stopping. It is mostly associated with gooning or edging, but can be used in other circumstances

Flicker Gooning for 9 seconds is impossible.

by moralgrayarea May 27, 2024