Dick Swirly

When some one puts there dick in the toilet and flushes the toilet for sexual pleasure. Antonym of Vagina Swirly. Source RevScarecrow stream.
My family looks at me differently ever since they opened the bathroom to find me giving my self a Dick Swirly
by Benchance January 18, 2015
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Dick Nob

When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.
Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!
by cy&ha August 22, 2010
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Dick Rider

A nigga who admires another man so much to the point that they do everything in they power to get them to notice them like a luh hoe. These are usually the people that have no father figure, 0 hoes, broke ash, and jus a overall goofy. Dick riding is a popular trend that alot of males tend to do. The gay ones i should say. Some dont even dick ride 1 person, they dick ride everyone they encounter, bouncing from dick to dick like a trampoline.
"Tanner looks so cute today just look at the way he breathes"
Your to young to be a dick rider
by RealNiggaLogic March 15, 2022
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Mr. Dick

A guy with an above average sized dick, who thinks his dick is so good that he can fuck any woman, including your best friend or your sister. His dick preempts him from any human ethics, whatsoever.
That guy thinks he's Mr. Dick! He was flirting with my best friend right in front of me.
by SwimKat April 22, 2011
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Itchy dick

That itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.
I was deep in your bitch and caught that itchy dick
by Leashasie24 February 14, 2016
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dick-loesch

(n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man.

(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.
Dude, last night my lady friend totally dick-loesched me.
by Rickman January 24, 2007
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dicks everywhere

What is to be said when there is nothing to say.
Tyler: Did you hear about that guy?
Taylor: DICKS EVERYWHERE!
by Doctorsteel.com June 27, 2008
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