A fat, greasy, shit talking piece of human garbage who will do anything to create a friend. But once he makes a friend he will constantly criticize and make fun of behind their backs. He will never have a girlfriend and wont lose his virginity until he is probably 26 and diagnosed with pre-diabetes. All he eats is in and out burgers and boo berry cereal. He has a younger sister just about as obese as himself, she doesn't walk and only uses her hoverboard to move around and get to the kitchen for cheese balls. The whole family is made up of twisted mindfucks who dont know what being a decent human being is. Overall stay away from any cole or anyone associated with a cole
by Ihatecoletrujillo January 6, 2020
Get the Colemug. The top lyric rapper in the damn game. His songs are valid and he isn't a mumble rapper. The new gen of rappers are mostly trash but J.cole is solid.
Uzi: yo when my man cole dropping that album
snoop: man ion know he said last month
(j. cole dont post that often but when he does its always worth the wait.)
snoop: man ion know he said last month
(j. cole dont post that often but when he does its always worth the wait.)
by hawk__ January 20, 2021
Get the J. Colemug. Cole Sprouse is an intelligent and hot man who uses big words to attract women. If you need someone to give you high school advice ask cool because he has been 17 for most of his life!!!Cole is also a hopeless romantic. He and his husband Kj Apa have been spotted holding hands several times while walking around Vancouver Canada.
by Kira Banks February 15, 2021
Get the Cole Sprousemug. a cole metzger is a term used for a perfect man. cole metzger’s are the ideal boyfriend / husband. cole metzger’s are perfect, amazing, pretty, sweet, kind, comforting, loving, genuine, smart, and funny. it’s easy to get along with cole metzger. usually, when women find their soulmate, they often can be described as a cole metzger. cole metzger’s are baby girls and shine bright like the morning sun.
“my boyfriend is such a cole metzger”
“you’re so lucky! i wish i had a cole metzger, instead my boyfriend is a john cock…”
“you’re so lucky! i wish i had a cole metzger, instead my boyfriend is a john cock…”
by beomics March 16, 2024
Get the cole metzgermug. The cool kid, is awesome at baseball and is a great friend, someone that is often misunderstood but in actuality is one of the nicest intelligent athletic people you'll ever meet.
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