Clapped

Someone who is undoubtably unattractive and not pleasant to look at, quite often is extremely obese and stinks

“Bro did you see Madhav’s new girlfriend?”
“Nah man I don’t believe it because he’s so clapped “

by Skinnylegend369 February 9, 2021

Clapped

When you are high👏🏼👏🏼

“I just hit the bong and now I’m clapped”

by Yerrrrrrr33051701 April 8, 2020

Clapping my Waffles

Making such moves with your pelvic bone, that produce the audio effect of clapping, but with use of regio glutaea (ass cheeks). Usually performed by mentally impaired people or young children.

Yo, Timmy, how was it today at school?

Shut your beak, freak, i'm clapping my waffles for fame on TikTok

OMG, just stop ffs, get a girlfriend or somehing.

by Boolder January 20, 2020

Clapped

To be so fucking ugly, you need the physical punishment of being smacked in the face.

To be or not to be clapped, is all about how fast your mirror shatters in the morning.

"That bloke over there is totally clapped, am I right?"
"Yea how does he even look at himself in the mirror?"

by C_Leader November 8, 2018

Clapping with the Choir

Farting in church.

Sister Joy needs to stop eating cabbage or join a Pentecostal congregation, she was really clapping with the choir last Sunday.

by Ibn al Khawadja November 2, 2013

Cosmic Clap

The new term coinded by Link E. Starbureiy given to the old 'Big Bang'. This word is more appropriate because it implies that two or more objects collided and created the universe, rather than a random-source explosion.

Reference to the Big Bang is olde skool. If you want to be hip, call it the Cosmic Clap.

by Cosmologer October 13, 2007

Clap

Legit just Ethan bye, like he hasn't got a symmetrical face and old blokes cup his bollocks and tell him. It's his kink

Hew Ethan, stop crying over Sarah you piece of clap

by Ethan bye has no symmetry August 25, 2019