Simply put, one who sports a blowout haircut(see Pauly D) while receiving a blowjob and taking a shit.
"Oh man, unbelievable...I just walked in on a fuckin' blumpkin boy! It's amazing he could even manage the multitasking with that blowout"
by switchbladejack October 29, 2011
Get the blumpkin boymug. by misu_micchii April 18, 2021
Get the ohio boymug. A "Ryder Boy" is a male who is minuscule and mouthwatering. He often hangs around thots, says he doesn't like them, however it's in fact clear he does. He also is obsessed with mainstream and popular clothing brands, going to the point where his belt, flip-flops, and even his pet's collar are designed by that brand. He tends to have a grudge for those who betray them, and tends to also be stubborn. He loves animals, and dislikes peanut butter. He's hard-working, but tends to procrastinate. He can be a very likable person. He loves to hang out with others, dance, and has many plans for his future.
by Godly Neologist July 29, 2017
Get the Ryder Boymug. by anonymous May 18, 2022
Get the Boy affimug. 
Brunette guy that someone likes for no reason and looks british with the name thomas, often many people think hes ugly
by Jskskdk February 3, 2023
Get the brit boymug. by Justnobodyok August 13, 2020
Get the squirt boymug.