Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

Hard lard

A stupid idiot who thinks there so fucking special these people think just because talk a load of bull shit and when it comes to fighting they don't show up

For example Jerry over there is such a hard lard he has no freinds and is a overall melt

by The_meta_7 May 16, 2022

Hard Grass

Another term used for marijuana. Derived from "hard seltzer"

You got any hard grass? Jai smoked me out last weekend

by Frqnklin November 13, 2022

Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.

Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2022

Hard Demon

A hard demon is a very hard difficulty term in a 2D square game called Geometry Dash.
You often need at least 5 rounds in practice mode to complete it, but it's often better to do runs from for example 50 - 100 so that you can beat it faster.
It feels like an extreme demon on 60Hz but if you're at higher frame rates it will feel like an insane 8*

I beat Forest Temple today on 60Hz, I know it's a Hard Demon but it felt like an EXTEME DEMON!

I have beaten 20 Hard Demons as of today, but it's way too less to call myself a legendary player.

by Daadir May 29, 2023

Hard-driving

Compiling mass amounts of information, skill or abilities.

Always riding, like I'm always hard-driving.

by J. A. T. C. O. November 23, 2019

hard listener

when you tell someone something, they acknowledge they hear you, and don’t do it or do the opposite. it’s not that they don’t care or hate you, you just can’t get your point across to them so you have to dumb it down.

Jack and rock are hard listeners. what does that mean? they’re fucking dumb

by lmao_adam July 13, 2021