i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails

eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! just eat them yeahh!

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails better than no no!

by Slovenize November 1, 2023

beaver tail dick

When you have a dick shaped like a beaver tail.

That guys got beaver tail dick.

by Normalnametaken November 15, 2023

Tail-gay-ting

When a person’s normal walk pace is so fast, usually a gay male, that they get stuck behind a slower walker who refuses to move out of their way.

I was trying to walk down the sidewalk while going for coffee but got stuck tail-gay-ting an elderly woman who wouldn’t step out of the way.

by Garretthekarat January 3, 2024

tail

how's the women in your grade

how's the tail in your grade

by tampa buc April 11, 2023

Tails OS

A based af Linux distro based off of Debian, that stores nothing on the hard drive, but instead on the RAM, this means when the FBI comes in, you shut down and all your totally legal activities will be lost forever. Additionally for extra privacy it sends all internet traffic through the Tor network

Have you heard of Tails OS
Is it the Linux distro that criminals use
No its what paranoid people use

by Telekinesis846 November 26, 2023