tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

steak tits

the bresticles of a very muscley woman.

yo man check out the steak tits on that slippery bitch over there!

damn yo, grab me some A1 and get the fuck out my room. its time to baste my T-boner.

by k-nig September 22, 2007

jumbo tit

any person of the female gender who has enormously rude titties.

man, jenny was a little squirt until she reached puberty and turned into a real fine jumbo tit.

by Ian McKellen April 28, 2008

Tits Zoo

When a poor-fitting woman's top causes the accidental and undesirable exposure of way too much cleavage, causing everyone around her to stare at her chest, like they were at a zoo looking at animals.

Did you see what she was wearing? It was like a tits zoo in there!

by Gunny The Boat March 13, 2009

missile tits

Ones nipples that can penetrate flesh

On the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile tits.

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

Mia's Tits

When a bitch named Mia has tits

Did you see Mia's Tits

by sexybeastwithapussycat1ladybug July 23, 2016

Nigga tits

An undesirable outcome.

Nigga tits, I thought that experiment would succeed!

by Braingrapes April 11, 2017