sperm beans

Slang for the portion of the male genitalia which manufactures sperm (the testicles).

Man, he ain't NEVER gonna be havin' no kids after THAT hit to da sperm beans!

by Abe Yancey November 10, 2008

Sperm Golf

Upon reaching climax the male tries to shoot the sperm projectile into his belly button. Much like regular golf, the object is to get the sperm into the hole. One shot is the best possible, two or more can be done if the male is capable of multiple ejaculations.

I got a hole in one playing sperm golf!

I'm better than Tiger Woods at cum golf than he is at regular golf!

by Hakysakysoup December 23, 2009

Superman

The most ass-kickin' superhero in the whole world aside from Batman!

Superman really knocked the stuffing outta that General Zod!

by pentozali March 9, 2008

sperm dumpster

a female that is so desperate for males to like her that she will have sex with any one even if she doesn't mean much to the male

That girl is such a sperm dumpster, she will do it with any guy.

by Snoopxc September 8, 2005

superman

When your fucking a chick doggystyle, but her face is down on the ground/bed with her ass in the air, then your get on top of her and raise your arms and legs.

I was fucking this chick doggystyle and supermanned her ass.

by Fred Reyes February 18, 2005

superman

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Superman made an appearance at the dunk contest this year.

by Phillip Leonard February 24, 2008

Superman Shotgun

1) When a woman is preforming fellatio and the man blows a load so hard it actually makes a hole in the back of the womans head and he precedes to place kryptonite in the hole that has been made by a giant load of super semen. AKA dry or very thick semen

"Man i pulled a superman shotgun on Lois Lane last night"

by negroshima January 27, 2007