Upper United States 

A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.

My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”

Upper United States by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

23rd President of the United States of America 

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America by Im not Dio dude April 24, 2022

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America 

A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMØUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).

Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America by xx_bloody_xx January 2, 2021

Jewnited States of America 

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them

The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

Jewnited States of America by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021

Statue Toppler 

Someone who sees knocking down statues of morally questionable historical figures as productive in the fight for equality.

"Smoking Marijuana is Cultural Appropriation"
"Crikey! Statue Topplers, ay?"

Statue Toppler by Kizza7984 October 16, 2020

Untied States of America 

What happens when you depend solely on Microsoft Word's spelling and grammar check to fix your hastily written essay, but Word won't highlight Untied States of America, so your professor fails you instantly.

Why did you drop Dr. Sweet's class?" "Because he failed me." "Why did he fail you?!" "Because he brought me to the front of class, pointed to 'Untied States of America' in my paper, and asked me to point on a map where this country was." "Wow you're an idiot for not proofreading!

Untied States of America by FormerHCer08 March 3, 2011

Statusjunkie 

People who make status updates every hour on Facebook or Twitter or any other social network.

He's tweeting about the color of his underwear again.

He's such a statusjunkie!

Statusjunkie by Rollergal September 3, 2009