jacking a squirrel

the act of one going outside, upp a tree and screwing a squirrel until he rips off his nuts and throws them at you.

"Sorry im late, i was jacking a squirrel, that also explains this huge indent in my forhead."

by katero_447 May 20, 2006

squirrel

A hyper-active little man that is always alert and anxious.

Dave chill out you squirrel. If you don't relax I'll beat your ass.

by willbilly712 March 20, 2008

chocolate squirl

When a women sits on a man's lap and engages in covering the testicles with fecies.

Charlene approached me with a swagger, sat on my naked lap and began to cover my nuts with her warm butt love. When she finished she turned and I announced "That's the best damn chocolate squirl I have ever had".

by Pepe Jovi March 21, 2008

secret squirrel

Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."

My girlfriend thought old school cartoons were boring until I showed her secret squirrel.

by Bearsquito August 8, 2007

Squimp

a tiny little pimp.

Wow for a squimp you sure are big!

by The D! December 9, 2003

squircle

a mythical shape resebling both a square and a circle. Much like the mythical unicorn of the animal kingdom. A squircle has never been seen and all drawings are only
invalid interpretations.

will is so non-squircular...he should fuck off and stop using this word

by dave July 3, 2003

squirrel

Chubby little nut-munchers.

Fuck, that chubby little tree rat ate my mixed nuts! Let's fucking kill it!

by Rook November 8, 2003