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socialite soccer mom

Usually a mother of a child/children who finds time to attend, or chair society or political functions, charity or Parent Teacher Association events, in conjunction with helping to raise her children.
Mary is quite well known in the local community as a bona- fide socialite soccer mom.
by hampton's gal December 3, 2007
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socialfart

- an unsanitized piece of real thought and feeling that somehow escapes our careful packaging. It floats around the room annoyingly, while everyone exchanges puzzled glances at the incongruous thread of truth that arrived unannounced and uninvited.
Title: We're Back!

Subtitle: (... wherein boomers start questioning everything again ...)

Pith: Like the incontinent seniors they will ultimately become, many baby boomers seem less capable now of holding back occasional bubbles of truth, which are now known by the neologism "SocialFarts".

Explanation: Though relatively well-behaved during their earning years, it has become clear that people in the boomer generation have not finished ranting about the state of the world and questioning the status quo. Many openly challenged the powers-that-be when they were young, and many more were too timid at the time to join them, but nonetheless shared their views - on war, sex, love, religion, government, school, work, and of course, parenting. Never fully domesticated in spirit, some inner part of them strains for release against the bonds of retirement security.

Consequences: The consequence is nothing short of the birth of a new quantum of truth - the SocialFart - a brief and unexpected stench of clarity superimposed on society's usual backdrop of denial and hypocrisy. Coughed up like a sound byte, tacked in bright colors on an office partition, or embroidered on the body as a cryptic graphic, the SocialFart promises to release into our already strained atmosphere whatever these grey-hairs have been brewing silently for the past four or five decades.
by Howeird February 18, 2009
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Socially awful

Taking socially awkward to a new level. People who think they are good with people when they really are not; the people who are always there for you even though you wish they weren't
"Dudeman! Why was Jerry watching that movie!!! All he did was bash that movie for no apparent reason while everyone else love it."
"I dunno man, he kinda just invited himself. I mean like no one likes him and he just doesn't get it."
"That is truly socially awful."
by formally known as dudeman September 19, 2009
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Social Media Thug

A bitch that sits on social media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, snapchat) and talks shit. Instead of talking about their problem like an adult would, they get on social media and air all their shit out, and act like a boss bitch, when really they just want some attention and validation.
Snapchat- that dumb bitch just blew me.

Facebook- OMG this stupid bitch just pissed me off talkin hella shit so instead of going to her imma tell all of Facebook even though nobody gives a shit. But I'm a bored bitch and I have nothing better to do so instead ill air all my shit here!

Instagram- passive aggressive hoes, Ive been blown can't fuck with these nasty nice bitches #done

Twitter- I'm a social media thug, lemme post in 140 characters or less about this bitch
by Byefelicia May 16, 2014
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social experiment

A reference to Sam Pepper. An excuse to do immoral things to others such as sexually harass strangers in public, whilst pretending you have a noble, investigative reason for doing do.
Police: You are under arrest for stabbing four people and filming it.
Prankster: You don't understand. It was a social experiment. I was trying raise awareness for victims of knife attacks.
by pikalolz March 11, 2016
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social republic

noun

a Social Republic, or Social Republicanism, is neither like that of leftist-socialist Republics which are by essence centralised economic statist entities nor are they like that of civic or civil Republics which are political associations, which exert their will over the social group, by pre-imposed state sanctioned Legislation's or more poignantly, state imposed ( Bureaucracies ). But rather a Social Republic is purely a Social idealogical construct, comprised exclusively of a set of idealistic social moral and ethical laws and norms which at its centre lies not the voiceless and identity-less social collective. But rather, the social cooperative independent individual.
etopian reactionary socialism is a social republic.
by Baron Neville July 4, 2017
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anti social media

Anti social media is the reduction of face to face communication from using social media. Generations X-Z generally prefer anti social media to actual personal interaction and share everything in life on line ad nauseum. Do I really need to see a jpeg of your latest meal? Or your kid at the pool? Or your buddy passed out after he shit himself?
In clear violation of anti social media etiquette, after months of tweeting and facebooking Steve and Oliva finally got together for coffee. Both ran to the restroom to unfollow and unfriend one another.
by Sevin O'Zow November 25, 2013
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