The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.
John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?
Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!
John: Fuck off.
Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!
John: Fuck off.
by J-Sox August 2, 2009
Get the Fat-slapmug. by overdrive123321 April 5, 2008
Get the nobby slapmug. when you take your dick and rub oil all over it and put sprinkles on it and whack someone in the face with it
Tyler: March, I'm gonna fucking sausage slap you if you say "I LOVE YOU" to my girlfriend again!
March: Okay.
March: Okay.
by i_liek_dem_poniez July 19, 2012
Get the sausage slapmug. the act of slapping your shlong across someones face. usually preformed on woman when having sex but if preformed as a prank on a dude the administer of the hogey slap usually loses is hogey.
girl- yes more!!
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped
dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch
dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped
dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch
dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
by thechimmichonga February 21, 2011
Get the hogey slapmug. by kemlebder March 30, 2020
Get the stool slapmug. by Booger Balls May 2, 2010
Get the Tribal Slapmug. A slap with a purse, derived from pimp- and bitch-slaps. Usually performed by bitches, preps and breezahs (dutch preps)in bitch fit, but more and more guys are starting to wear small purses with long straps, making it good for swinging at people.
Usually performed by holding the purse back, then swinging it with full speed for optimal result. Hitting with the big side is easier, but the small side can inflict more damage. So try whatever suits you best next time you got a purse and feel like slapping someone.
Usually performed by holding the purse back, then swinging it with full speed for optimal result. Hitting with the big side is easier, but the small side can inflict more damage. So try whatever suits you best next time you got a purse and feel like slapping someone.
by Sandrino December 24, 2008
Get the purse slapmug.