Brett Shirt

A flashy and sometimes un-tasteful piece of clothing , usually a really bad Hawaiian short-sleeve button-up.

Could also apply to someone who doesn't seem to look good in modern fashion or has retired to Florida.

Tom- Jeez Mat did you see Jake wearing that ugly shirt?

Mat- Yea that's such a Brett Shirt, he should hire a personal clothing coach.

by The Space Jew April 21, 2019

poop shirt

What you get for not lifting your shirt out of the crapper when you take a dump.

Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.

by Meenuh April 15, 2014

Brock's Shirt

An article of clothing that has been stretched into a V-chest not too long ago.

Brock: "Ahhh, stop strecthing it!"
Bryan: "Hahaha, it's a V-neck! lol"
Brock: "No, it's a V-chest."
Mom: "Stop stretching Brock's Shirt"

by Bjizzy in da hizz house July 29, 2011

Pussy shirt

A shirt in a guy’s wardrobe that he chooses to wear when he hopes to score hot pussy. Typically, a pussy shirt is several levels nicer than the average of all the shirts he owns.

“Hey, Marc your shirt has no wrinkles and makes you look decent for once. That has to be your pussy shirt”

by PilsnerUrquell May 12, 2019

Shirt Dickin’

For a man to wear a shirt but no pants or underwear

My clothes were in the washer so I was shirt dickin’ all day

by lewyville June 14, 2023

Shirt Stretcher

Bryce Steinmiller

Holy shit that guy is humongous, he’s a shirt stretcher!

Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher

I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher

by MotoMoto1234566676 May 22, 2024

Shirting

When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.

Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.

by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023