Bad Season

1. A time period in which a person has had absolutely no luck in finding a mate of any sort.

2. When a guy has gotten shot down by every chick (or guy if he rolls like that) he has tried to hit on/ get with at every party he has been to within a span of 3 to 5 months.

Example 1. Person A: Man I haven't gotten with any girls since I broke up with Jessica 7 months ago.
Person B: Sorry bro, sounds like you're just having a Bad Season.

Example 2. Person A: Man I've been to 7 parties in the past 4 months and I haven't gotten any ass whatsoever!
Person B: Damn dude, you're just having a Bad Season

by BIGDADY August 23, 2012

Seasoned chariot

Action of the word to drife; when someone takes a chariot and rides over a caterpillar, seasoning the chariot with caterpillar insides.

Bro really filled me up like a seasoned chariot

by AncientChariotRider January 8, 2024

Flexin season

To work hard play hard, closely associated with being extra.

Your hard work has paid off.....yea, it’s about to be flexin season. Watch what I have in store for the summer.

by Fl2wny February 7, 2019

Hoodie season

Stealing a boys hoodie and never giving it back

"Hey its hoodie season" girl 1 says
"Oh no.."

by XxmElOnsX November 9, 2020

seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating

I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist

by lowquality August 3, 2025

Seasonal Edging

Close to the end of one season, when you get a day or two of weather typical of the upcoming season.

Yesterday was below freezing, today it's 30 degrees warmer and sunny. Tomorrow is back to cold temperatures. I'm tired of this Seasonal Edging.

by B_CAT_B February 18, 2023

Sound off season

When you rethink your life choices for a few days or months because your'e in such a bad state.

"Hey I am a depressed mess right now so I will take a two-week leave for sound off season."

by xzid20 October 3, 2025