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Punting Season

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.
"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."
by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021
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Multiverses Season 1

So black suit man and Green Booger Faggot are joining the fight
Multiverses Season 1 is Kinda sus
by superspideey August 19, 2022
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berries in season

Ian has dingle berries so he has berries in season
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Seasoning

'Seasoning' is a Sex Trafficking Term. If a women is being 'Seasoned' then she is being forced into prostitution.

Sex Trafficking also effects men and children.

Seasoning is used to force the person into making a very bad descion, one they can not escape easily from.

A person being seasoned has no choice but to comply with the sex traffickers who are also Pimps and Madams.

Intimidation, rape, sodomy and psychological manipulation are often used to control the victim, plus many other tactics that I haven't included.
"You need a little more seasoning"
by SexTraffickingAwareness100 September 9, 2021
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The Seasoning

After a session of hot, passionate love making, and during the manditory cuddle, one lover will spoon the other. The smaller spoon will then 'season' the lower torso and possibly the upper legs of the other lover with a mist of gas and butt sweat.
Jamie small spoon: "30 seconds, my record!"
Darren big spoon: *Profoundly blows his booty trumpet*
Jamie small spoon: "What the hell? What makes you think that now's a good time for The Seasoning?!"
by ImInBigTrouble December 7, 2010
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Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.
Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!
by Holidays4men August 20, 2024
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Villain Season

The time in a man’s life where he decides to quit simping, begin workout routines, and ignore women who don’t matter. It is a man’s realization that he should not give a shit about women in his life who will not stay long term.

A Real Villain’s season may last for years, until he finally finds a respectable woman or gives up.

A Fake Villain’s season may last for only 1-3 months, generally after New Years, where men pretend to be villains but will revert to being little bitches and simping.
I’m over these fake relationships. These hoes on Instagram are all just here for attention. I think it’s time to start Villain Season.

Or

Owen: I think this year I’m going to make more of an effort to hold a steady relationship. How about you?

Cory: Nah dude, it’s Villain Season. I’m just gonna do roids and ignore these bitches.
by Corndog749 January 2, 2023
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