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jet scarpino

a sweet dude who ate paint chips as a small child. may have been dropped down multiple flights of stairs. enjoys the soothing sounds of adult contemporary music. may not know how to opperate a motor vehicle.
"did jet scarpino do jamie in the bathroom?"

"does andrew fuck dirties? COME ON!"
by mangaman420 March 29, 2005
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Boo Scoop

someone's significant other, like someone's boyfriend or girlfriend
Girl 1: you with someone?
Boy 1: yeah I with the boo scoop
Girl ! oops my bad
by allylala March 25, 2009
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sniper scope

The act of looking inside a persons spread asshole while jerking them off
"Awh yeah i totally played sniper scope last night."
by ARP4321 February 26, 2012
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scoops!!

An exclamation to the world or nearby passers by that you have made (whether by chance or skill) a tremendous win earning you phat lootz. Can also just be done for the lulz.
Ticket sails man - "Well, congratulations, you got the last two tickets"
You - "SCOOPS!!"
by John Malone December 9, 2008
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Scoop'n

Scoop'n is a replacement for the word trip'n.
A person is talking non-sense and you say "man you scoop'n.
by Phadeus June 15, 2008
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Scoop

Drink of alcohol preferably lager esp. carling, stella
'off for a quick scoop lad?'

'fancy a scoop matey?'
'Eladdy unde'thumb can't hack the scoop'
by climbingguy876 November 11, 2009
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Scope Jack

Scope Jack occurs when a project, idea or thesis becomes all jacked up. Scope Jack typically occurs when a project, idea or thesis is clearly defined across all parties but Force Majeure or other unseen entities conspire to destroy or otherwise "jack up" the project, idea or thesis beyond all recognition of the undestood definition.
A project has been clearly defined and is all but complete when the Project Manager dies in a firey plane crash over the South Pacific. A new Project Manager is assigned to oversee the final stages of the aforementioned project. The new Project Manager decides that the original scope of work must be completely overhauled and the project, even though almost complete, must be halted, dismanteled, a new definition decided upon and begun anew. At this point the project is said to have suffered severe "Scope Jack". This normally causes the new Project Manager to be sent on a flight over the South Pacific by his or her employers to some obscure and barely known conference in a country not found on any known map.
by Barad_Dur April 10, 2011
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