happy salad

The moment at which drunken euphoria peaks and, unless properly managed, could lead to a blue screen collapse/failure -- typically occurs during the waning hours of a party or social situation.
Kristen is so happy salading right now, I just hope she doesn't blue screen before the night is over.
by tysone September 16, 2008
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BS Salad

1. A skateboard trick in which a person grinds a rail with the back trucks in a slightly crooked fashion. (Backside salad grind)

2. When more than two people try to tell the same lie, in different places and time, thus butchering the original "B.S." into a "B.S. Salad"
1. Joe: Woah! Jake just landed a BS salad!


2. Girl: Where were you last night?
Guy: I was at Mike's house!
*Some time later*
Girl: Where was guy last night?
Mike: He was at Larry's house!
Girl: Funny, Guy said he was at YOUR house
Mike: Aaaauuughh! BS Salad!


by Mammoth Monk December 30, 2008
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BS Salad

term used to describe a situation that has occured that u didnt like.

An imperversion of what u currently choose
"Wow the teacher wouldnt even accept my homework!"
"Man thats just a BS salad shes given u!"
"I know what a fuackin cunt!"
by HUTMAN93 October 03, 2008
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noodle salad

When a woman or man takes multiple limp dicks in the mouth at the same time.
Honey would you like to have some friends come over so you can choke on noodle salad?
by Smelf December 28, 2015
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noodle salad

When a group a guys put their flaccid dicks in someones mouth.
I know a girl from Atlanta that makes the best noodle salad.
by Ronnie Blaze December 06, 2015
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Meat Salad

A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.
"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."
by Luchiapet September 02, 2014
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salad smelling

"why don't you just smell my salad bro?"

"There was some serious salad smelling last night, it was awkward."
by kyjelly aka sexgoo November 20, 2010
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