burnt ring

when ones anus is stinging from chilis or diahorrea

by chunk of love October 3, 2003

Christy Ring

Legendary Irish hurler. One of few good things to come out of Cork.

The butthole.

"And it's Christy Ring with the ball, he let's fly with the hurl and ooooooohhhh... it flys, 90 miles an hour and the full back takes it right up the Christy Ring. That's gotta hurt."

by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008

stank ring

I now pronounce you brown eye n' eye.

On Valentine's Day he shifted from stank ring to (say it fast) all the peanuts in the world.

by Everybody here February 12, 2008

Tiger Ring

When an athlete or rich man cheats on his wife or girlfriend and buys her a huge diamond ring to make up for it.

Most recent, Tiger, previously Kobe

Tony cheated on Amie but he gave her a Tiger ring so all is well.

by Dr Stan peptide December 6, 2009

Big Ring

a lose ass hole

1. You have a big ring
2. I will give you the biggest ring

by Kieren the big ring September 21, 2017

Red ring of death

The state of your poo shute after having intense anal sex. This can cause intense pain when shitting and even anal periods

"Johnny last night was crazy"
"Yeah you really gave me a red ring of death"

by Epicgamerhot64 June 5, 2019

onion ring sasquatch

Hairy shirtless man with a massive gut full of onion rings, cheeseburgers, and homemade cheeseburger egg rolls

Randy you’re a fucking onion ring Sasquatch

by Bobandy August 26, 2019