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Ray

A wise counselor that could circumcise you, but chooses not to.
The Ray entered the room and calmed the angry crowd.
by Sworbell_Investments February 1, 2023
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Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee

A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.
"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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ray ray go away

a reference alluding to the worst call anyone has ever made, usually placed after a particularly bad call to emphasise how terrible it was
'you look like a dick on wheels' .... 'ray ray go away'
by livelaughlovedicknballs October 11, 2023
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Ray

The most wonderful person that you will ever meet. They help you get through the toughest of times, they will stick by your side and help as much as they can, they are truly the best person in the world.
I wish I could be like ray
by Exho(location) November 19, 2023
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Ray

Ray is the one friend who is a shower, he usually has a massive penis. Ray is also very smart and usually very successful and can always pull girls.
"Dude Ray had the biggest penis I have ever seen"
by anonymousgangbanger November 19, 2023
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J-ray

J-ray is a kind and loving person, he is shy at first but will show off his crazy side when he is comfortable. He is funny and very bright. In a relationship he is loyal and can make ur day better with just his company. He is a great big brother/friend and an amazing lover.
“ Do u know a j-ray?”
“Yea he is really special !“
by anonymous November 19, 2023
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Neely Ray Simmons

A "Neely Ray Simmons" is a term that you can refer to someone who is a "boring ass hoe" and/or "a freak in the sheets". This person is usually someone you dislike very much.
"Do you want to call?"

"No, sorry"
"Ugh, you're such a Neely Ray Simmons"
by jimmyfallonfan109 December 23, 2023
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