A thousand push up’s’

Someone promising somebody something that they think will happen, and if they break the promise. They need to do a thousand push ups.

-Created by Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) in Brooklyn 99

“Are you sure you could cut my hair nicely?”

“ A thousand push up’s’ ”

by UR COOCHIE BEAR 💗💗 June 12, 2024

Pushing P

When a man named diego sucks off a man named noah and they make love

I loved Pushing P with you noah

by 3 Big dudes January 25, 2022

push in your balls

1. To fuck or have sex.
2. To play with your fun parts.
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.

1. To fuck or have sex.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GF!?"
"I'm just pushing in my balls. It may anger you, but I like fucking people."
2. To play with your fun parts.
"What the hell is going on here?"
"It's just me pushing in my balls. Y'know, playing with my fun parts?"
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.
"Crud, I've ran out of ammo! I need to push in my balls!"
"Push in your balls? What do you mean? Is this some innuendo?"
"No, I just need to reload my Nerf RIVAL blaster."

by MG masterov January 9, 2021

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

Pushing

(verb) pu - shing , Only way to identify that you work at Fallow restaurant with the legends . Don’t forget the “yes Oui” .

Yes Chef , pushing ! I got to Fallow yeah Oui

by pusher May 25, 2022

Pushing 🅿️

I’m Sorry You Don’t The Meaning Of Pushing 🅿️ Then You Ain’t Pushing 🅿️

I’m Pushing 🅿️

by ABCEDFU May 8, 2022

pushing p

an act where tyrone shoves his long juicy black cock in your mouth while his befriend booty rapes you while you cream in his mouth

we was pushing p in the prison showers all day with some guards

by tyrone and his bestfreind January 31, 2022