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Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool
Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!
by Bowslosski December 27, 2023
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Poolingual

Roger "I always drive my Ferrari around Silverstone"
Dave "Stop talking poolingual"
by anonymous May 21, 2024
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Pool Boy

Pool Boy - A man who dresses like a boy who hangs out at a pool 7 days a week. Typically wears 5" bright color shorts and long T shirts. Also typically grows a goatee, similar to David Spade except gayer.
Do you see that David Spade looking idiot? He’s been wearing those gay ass shorts all week thinking that he’s gonna get laid. What a Pool Boy…
by HARRY PETER #39 June 19, 2024
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Poolite

When you do a courtesy flush before you wipe that way the next person doesn't have to smell the bad smell.
Honey, please be poolite when you use the bathroom.
by dominantseal February 19, 2024
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known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.
poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby
by big fat tubby March 3, 2024
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pholpj

I am a modern day pholpj
by Dopt February 5, 2025
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Pool Party With Bruzz

When you're masturbating in the bath then you proceed to cum afterwards letting it fuse into a humongous mixture . You then submerge yourself in the bath.
"What were you doing?

"I was having a Pool Party With Bruzz"
by Spidertards February 11, 2025
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