butt pirate

a term used to refer to a gay man or homosexual,due to the fact that gay men enjoy anal sex and are prone to wearing fruity bandannas and wearing a single gold earing...plus they like sailers!

some butt pirates last nite were trying to pick me up i shot the mother fucker cuz i aint gay!

by ass slut lover! December 7, 2003

Calcium Pirate

A person who speaks before they think, horrifically ruining any chances. Chances which where very slim to begin with

"He said "I see you found my giant glass of milk" to her... What a Calcium Pirate"

by Majorfail June 18, 2009

Pirate's Privates

An expression meaning "the best"

"Dude, did you see that episode of Naruto the other day?"
"DUDE! That episode was the pirate's privates!"

by Siggi Stardust June 23, 2009

magical pirate

while engaged in anal intercourse, pull off a sucessful houdini into the eye and then perform an angry pirate, thus executing a magical pirate.

she faked her orgasm so i gave her a magical pirate.

by dirty sanchez the donkey puncher October 13, 2006

pirate magic

anything having to do with pirates that you find especially important to you.

So what'd you get a tattoo of? Some pirate magic baby.

by Jamesapirate August 29, 2007

Pirate hook

When you decide to take the monster shit you've been holding back all day but because of the immense pleasure of the shit exiting your butt cheeks you get a hard on. The head of the penis becomes trapped beneath the rim of the toilet acting as a hook.

I went to Somalia as soon as I broke my friends toilet rim because of the pirate hook.

by xvortim April 23, 2018

Pirates and Colonials

The best game EVER - made by AZA on BYOND

Ask anyone you want.

by Aaron November 29, 2003