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status pirate 

Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.
We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.
status pirate by aalh July 28, 2011

Surprised Pirate

A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
Surprised Pirate by sniperoo September 13, 2011

Golf Pirate 

When someone hooks their shot every single time.
"Did you see that golf pirate at the course today?", "Yea, he was turrrrible...."
Golf Pirate by Jeremy Guy 123 January 1, 2012

cherry pirate 

A man who steals young girls virginities.
the man was known to be the cause of a girl losing virginity; he was a cherry pirate.

Buckle Pirate 

One who enjoys pirating the 7 seas of another man's rectum. An ass pirate.
Man, that kid is a buckle pirate and a half.
Buckle Pirate by droptothefloor October 21, 2012

Crippled Pirate

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.
Crippled Pirate by Tuxedokitty August 30, 2013