The Parental Mantra

What do you do if you child's a cunt?
Kick that brat out and light up a blunt.

I recite the parental mantra every morning.

by shittickler March 22, 2024

Deputy Parent

An African term Ref. Southern Africa that is used to refare to the first-born child, Mainly towards first-born daughters. The term is used because First-borns usually take the role as an auxiliary parent or caretaker for their younger siblings, often bearing the same emotional and Physical responsibility as the actual parents.

Eg. I never catch a break at home. My parents are never around so as the Deputy Parent, I have to do everything.

Eg. She's the deputy parent.

by Luun March 23, 2024

clarence parents

deriving from the 2002 film 8 mile, Clarence Parents describes a person who acts like they’re from the hood or a bad life, but actually had a good upbringing.

Dennis is no gangster. He went to a private school in Irvine. Bro has clarence parents.

by belikemike_23 May 4, 2024

Cunt Parent

Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.

These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.

Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??

Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus

Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent

by __banterman May 19, 2024

CLAUDIO PARENTELA

Claudio Parentela is an illustrator,painter,digital painter,photographer,mail artist,cartoonist,collagist,textile artist,tarotologist,journalist free lance...Active since many years in the international contemporary art scene.

Claudio Parentela:Contemporary Art with a Freakish Taste!

by aries1962 October 18, 2024

My parents

My parents are great people. Sure they did me dirty when I was young but they learned and grew. Love you mom and dad!

Jim: My parents care for me the best way they can.

Bob: That’s great, man.

by 2nas4ndw1ch December 19, 2024

Blue Parents

A term for a class of privileged people whose parents are rich or famous enough to have their own Wikipedia pages. Thus, when the parent's name shows up on a Wiki page, it would be a blue inline link.

You get good at musical theatre by practicing your singing and acting. You get on Broadway by having blue parents.

by Ofrenda December 21, 2024