Loli Watching

It's similar to people watching, or bird watching. The last two are things you do when you're an old gramps who doesn't know how to use internet or smart phones, & who's life is incredibly boring... But with loli watching, anyone of any age can enjoy. Some even find it more enjoyable than surfing the web. Like bird watching, cameras & binoculars are optional.

Guy 1: "Hey brah, wanna go to the local public pool to do some loli watching?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, can't say no to the cuties!"

by Woke&Broke March 7, 2024

watch yo jet

A slang word telling someone to watch out for danger or pranks

Before I shot Jackson with a water gun, I yelled: "Hey Jackson! Watch yo jet, cuh!"

by anonymous March 23, 2023

watch out boy, she'll chew you up

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

When in doubt.... watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

flake watch

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.

I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch

by splat1234 November 8, 2023

watched sex

When a man let his girlfriend/Wife have sexual intercourse with another man cause it pleases them both his mind mentally and hers sexually.

I let my girlfriend/ Wife have a good time with someone last night she text me about it later all the details watched sex.

by Shawn Dyson September 12, 2022

theatrics the watch

A staged event not an actual event.

Define The police and fireman tell little yoohoos to play little games.. was there a real crime or was the disturbance of the sort staged??

Military laughs doesn't know shit about nothing

That's like another countries military entering our air space for example 10,000 signapore armed forces enter air space United States armed forces ntercepts not for drama but doing the showa lol

Theatrics for example total defense display i.e theatrics the watch should probably save theatrics for YouTube not for real life lol...

by theatricals October 12, 2022

pi watch

when your K/D in a Valorant game is so bad that you risk hitting 14 deaths before getting more than 3 kills, which would make your scoreline 3-14, the first three digits of pi. similar to the james bond (0-7-0).

popularized by valorant streamers and twitch chat.

person 1: bro my reyna is 2-12 right now
person 2: pi watch!

by adg2099 March 17, 2024