infinity beer

A magical beer mug that is always full.
Drinking too much may cause infinity puking

"If I was a Norse God, I would create a never ending mug of beer, a Infinity Beer!"

by Matt Hein July 28, 2008

Beer Donkey

One who consumes so much beer that he becomes the BIGGEST Jack Ass.

Brian is the beer donkey at all the parties.

by Lisa Lu June 10, 2007

beer rush

the first glorious feeling you have after hitting the first bottle,

can also mean a rush on beer, or rush towards the beer

chugg it chugg it chugg it,

ahhh beer rush,

beer beer yesssssss

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Beer Off

Initially a competition where people passive aggressively proved their superiority to others by drinking more than them, even when it was not clear to everyone in attendance that a competition was taking place, the term has grown to mean any gathering where beer is aggressively consumed.

"Hey, are you going to the beer off tonight? The one on the shore?"
"Before I answer that, let me grab my second beer."

by Sweet Willy Rollbar September 6, 2013

beer shits

noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.

-"Dude, how was last night, man?!"
-"Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!"

by Adam Fle February 25, 2008

beer pregnancy

A condition where a woman temporarily develops a huge stomach, not from pregnancy or weight gain, but from ingesting copious amounts of beer.

John: "Lizzy sure let herself go, look at her beer belly!"
Mark: "Don't worry thats just her beer pregnancy, she's beer pregnant."

Lizzy: "God I look fat, thank god it's just a beer pregnancy."

by Tom Steven April 11, 2008

Beer Huggie

A beer holder that keeps your beer cold and your hands warm and dry. An insulated wrap that holds a can or bottle of beer. Usually made of Neophrene, blown rubber or styrophome. (what many southerners consider a coozie)

My hand is freezing, do you have a Beer Huggie?

by Miss Saxet June 16, 2010