micro soft

Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction

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by bropacalypse January 16, 2017

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soft play hotdesking

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.

Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.

by llamacroft October 13, 2014

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a type of groomer that isn’t sexual. a groomer that plays nice and is sweet, and mostly seen as a parental figure by the person being groomed. this groomers intent is only to gain control and trust only later to abandon or turn against the one being groomed.

“He was a soft groomer.”
“Oh man, I’m sorry. They’re hard to point out…”

by villiandeku November 12, 2023

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soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.

Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.

by jjslozz April 26, 2016

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Soft

Originated by Mace, a Berlin based rapper and content creator, soft is used to describe a cool or amusing thing. It is often used by Twizzy gang, that include members such as Ognir, Sen Baik, and Lampshade.

“digga das war soft”

by german dictionaries November 20, 2021

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