Nike High

When you go to Nike Cross Nationals and get so immersed in the Nike brand and all the free gear that you have devoted your loyalty and your soul to the brand for the rest of your life.

" hey man, how was NXN?"
" So cool man, I got that Nike High."
"I can tell. Look at all the Nike gear you are wearing."

by NikeOTC September 1, 2016

High Presbyterian

A rare breed of dog that generally rejects any concept of gender. It is distinguished by its small stature, usually brown in colour and very active. It sets itself apart from other breeds by its propensity to try and mate with small stuffed animals, regardless of any external assignment of gender.

In the 1990s the breed was often called a ‘Stoned Britany Spears,’ since Presbyterian is an anagram for ‘Britney Spears.’ That practice has declined along with Miss Spears cultural relevance and will likely follow her into her rightful place in the realm of obscurity.

My friend’s dog is what’s known as a ‘High Presbyterian’ ‘Abby,’ has a toy they call a ‘fuck dragon,’ although physically female, the dog is constantly trying to mate with small stuffed dragons.

by jb4377 March 26, 2020

high tailing

Runnin yo ass off

You jimmy was getting chased by the jake, I saw him high tailing round bleeker street

by Creboy November 29, 2013

High-bitched

When someone’s voice rises while making a derogatory comment, or complaint, about another person.
Can also be used as an observation on another person, i.e. someone who is stressed and ranting. Also referred to as 'H-B'

"Wow, get her, she's being a bit High-bitched."
"That's a little bit H-B don't you think?"

by Cas de-Wale March 14, 2009

High School

A detention center formerly used to torture POWs during war to extract information, their use was outlawed by the Geneva Convention of 1929 as a war crime. After 1864, and the closure of these facilities, the torturers, also known as "teachers," often remained inside, due to the fact that they were now social outcasts as a result of their work. Sadistic parents often used them to punish their children. The punishment's popularity grew until the 1960's when the punishment became so widespread that many parents began to falsely believe it was mandatory to send their children to these facilities on a daily basis. The UN is still trying to root out all of these illegal facilities, however the popularly held belief that they are a necessary component of creating a functional society has greatly hindered their efforts to remove the illegal facilities.

"If you don't tell us what we want to know, we'll send you to the High School. And we both know you don't want us to do that."

"A detaining power may not coerce information to be given by afore mentioned prisoners through the use of physical or mental torture, including, but not limited to, physical abuse of the prisoner, detaining a prisoner at a High School, physically harming their families, detaining families at a High School, the use of toxic substances on prisoners, etc."

"I hate High School..."

by Prof. Nikolai April 20, 2013

High Castling

To undermine the power and authority of an established system or institution by sharing and distributing disruptive propaganda films that usually depict an alternate reality and interpretation of past, present and future events

John is always high castling on Facebook ever since the recent election results. He's always posting these subversive dooms-day-like video clips to stir a reaction.

by darpasneak February 7, 2017

High Elbow

The next best thing since mashed potatoes. It's a symbol of respect or congratulations, done between two human beings.

"Hey, Paisley! Long time no see. High elbow."
"Good job on that math assignment, Cole. High elbow."

by High Elbow November 25, 2013