Incredibly gullible, but great guy. Guys’ guy. Will give you the shirt off his back. No one works harder, always on “that grind.” Easily falls in love with girl he meets in Puerto Rico. Girls are typically pathological liars - claiming everything from being Swedish royalty to having dated Matthew McConaughey. At least one divorce under his belt. Sometimes known as the Swedish prince.
Oh my god, did he really co-sign a home with that random girl last night?!
Yeah, classic Rob (short for Robert) move!
Yeah, classic Rob (short for Robert) move!
by King of Sweden November 25, 2021
When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.
Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.
Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.
Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.
by Pronema January 22, 2011
by Ummm nose November 27, 2018
When shortstacks exist and you’d rather fuck them/date them rather then date/fuck tall people, you have a short people kink
by Unoimia April 29, 2022
Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.
I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick
by uniquepenis November 13, 2015
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