african jesus

A Black holy spirit named after a holy god Jesus

Damn that black african jesus is cute

by YJHR June 16, 2017

room for Jesus

when you sit next to someone but far enough away to leave room for another person or Jesus.

yea when Emma and nick sat next to each other there was enough room for Jesus..

by minecraftdick September 24, 2019

Jesus Jugs

Any fake looking bitch that claims it's all about Jesus but sins on the daily.

Hey did you see Jesus jugs over there . Her nose is so fake ,it's going to crumble like Michael Jackson's did and fall off .

by December 15, 2021

Jesus FC

A term used by football enthusiasts in lieu of "Jesus Fucking Christ" whenever someone misses a really easy shot. Originally used to refer to Gabriel Jesus, but now can be used to refer to any player

Jesus FC, how does Balotelli miss that?

by j0k#r October 30, 2019

Cup Of Jesus

When you or someone need Jesus.

Looks like this is going to be a crazy day today I need a cup of Jesus

by Random Chick June 05, 2015

Jesus Crikey

A term coined by a person who doesn't know how to acurately perform an Australian accent. It loosely means "holy Hell?!"

Jesus crikey, that scared the absolute shit out of me!

by sacredpastadefines September 26, 2016

Tape Jesus

A formal religion that exists in only certain minds. It is nearly impossible to join because Jesus is part of a clout gang.

Unfortunately, Tape Jesus is unavailable because his cult is worshipping him at the moment.

by Tape Jesus’s Secretary December 22, 2018