cleaning

Throwing stuff in your closet and calling it decent

"Time to do some cleaning"

by Altirix March 10, 2020

Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.

Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.

by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011

Clean

Being clean is when you were formerly addicted to something but you are now not addicted

“ I’ve been addicted to alcohol for 10 years but I’m finally clean”

by Dr Liberty the Scientist March 21, 2022

Clean

Being free of STDs. Usually used by escorts and tricks.

Her backpage ad said she’s clean, but my nuts are starting to itch.

by deleteallchildren September 17, 2020

keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

Clean

Open

My asshole is Clean/Open

by Diskiz June 24, 2021

Mister cleaning

The act of peeing onto a poop stain in a toilet bowl with the hopes it will come off and not need to be scrubbed.

After he took a dump last night he tried to do some mister cleaning before his in-laws visited.

by Bfosem October 20, 2022